Chapter 36
"The endgame of a lolicon is to travel back in time to rape and murder his 7 year old mom, thus erasing his existence in his own timeline. But until time traveling becomes affordable, jizzing on childhood photos of mommy will do."
Chapter 30
"Here's an otaku business idea: make sock puppets based on anime characters. Unlike figures, you can control them and act out those gross scenes in your head everyday with your favorite waifus. Not to mention that you can use them to service yourself the same way you use regular socks. It's a product that takes care of multiple otaku needs. With this, your search for the ideal all-in-one waifu solution is finally over. And the search for the ideal psychiatrist begins." Previous Chapter Table of Contents Next Chapter
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