"Studies show that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. If there were a God, he must have a very specific sense of humor. Why would anyone design stuff like this? Just so that the weebs I can say 'haha I may be an incel but at least I don't have prostate cancer?' Ridiculous. Therefore there probably isn't a God." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

https://www.patreon.com/weeaboosimulator Once again nothing about any of this is paywalled. This is mainly for silliness because writing up a Patreon page with ridiculous tiers and goals is hilarious. Only donate if you really love me. Otherwise just enjoy the read.

"The endgame of a lolicon is to travel back in time to rape and murder his 7 year old mom, thus erasing his existence in his own timeline. But until time traveling becomes affordable, jizzing on childhood photos of mommy will do." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

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That was the longest hiatus ever I am so sorry >_> Sincerest apologies. Life got too much in the way in the second half of 2019. TL;DR: Men are terrible, dating is terrible. Life is terrible. Maybe I should turn gay and try girls for a while. Chapter 35 is finally up. I'll do my best to update Weebsim more regularly from now on. I'm hoping to conclude season 2 in the coming weeks. Season 3 will start soon after, with more gross characters gross tales gross conflicts gross everything. I am also planning to add omake contents that are not part of the main story, such as gaiden-like chapters focusing on minor characters and expanding on minor plots, or completely meta-contents like character design process/inspirations etc. Lastly, I'm thinking about setting up a Patreon for this. Don't worry this project will ALWAYS be free to access. I'm more or less using Patreon as a way to guilt-trip myself into updating this so something like this i...

"Being able to say 'Unlike you, I have been to Japan' is the closest weeaboos will ever get to 'I lost my virginity'." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"The irony of reading old diaries: Every page is filled with thoughts of ending your life from an era in the past, but you clearly didn't give in to those thoughts back then. And now, the embarrassment from reading what you wrote finally drives you to shove a knife into your eye." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter