"Here's an otaku business idea: make sock puppets based on anime characters. Unlike figures, you can control them and act out those gross scenes in your head everyday with your favorite waifus. Not to mention that you can use them to service yourself the same way you use regular socks. It's a product that takes care of multiple otaku needs. With this, your search for the ideal all-in-one waifu solution is finally over. And the search for the ideal psychiatrist begins." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Do weeb stuff turn people into pretentious fedora-tippers, or is it that the existing fedora-tippers seek weeb stuff to make them feel superior? Either way, this isn't exactly like chicken-or-the-egg, because unlike weebs, chickens actually reproduce." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter