Chapter 28
"Weeaboos think that the best way impress girls is to patronize them. Girls are still trying to figure out the best way to NOT impress weeaboos."
Chapter 30
"Here's an otaku business idea: make sock puppets based on anime characters. Unlike figures, you can control them and act out those gross scenes in your head everyday with your favorite waifus. Not to mention that you can use them to service yourself the same way you use regular socks. It's a product that takes care of multiple otaku needs. With this, your search for the ideal all-in-one waifu solution is finally over. And the search for the ideal psychiatrist begins." Previous Chapter Table of Contents Next Chapter
Sweet, a new chapter! Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteside note Merlin is clearly best girl
pretty good, i never claimed to have a gf that has leukemia but that's a nice touch. been waiting for my chapter.
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Why the fuck do you think this is about you? The purpose of this is to be "A little novel about cringe weeaboo circlejerks." If you relate so heavily to one of these characters, it's just fucking pathetic. Perhaps you really are no different from these arrogant, self-centered pieces of shit that the whole work is a mockery of.
DeleteI don't think you understand the backstory of all this.
DeleteYowza. I'm not him but I can kinda relate to the characters sometimes. Reminds me of the probably-not-actually-so-good-but-whatever good old days, y'know? I don't know why this "k" fellow thinks the work is about him, but that's no reason to be so vicious about it. There are countless ways to poke fun at weebs without busting out the whole "arrogant, self-centered pieces of shit" thing.
DeleteI don't want to explain the whole situation here, but let's say Kalin and I had a bit of a falling out when I got too into character trying to write content for one of these, and she mentioned she was going to write about me. I was waiting, since I wanted to see if she could do it justice, and overall, not bad.
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I can assure you that this is not about you. Did you even read my work? The Shimotsuki character is an arc 2 staple and he's been established through multiple chapters.
Delete(For my readers who do not know this "k" person, he was someone on my discord that I kicked for harassing me. He later proceeded to vandalize my other website, and now he followed me here, drowning himself in his pathetic delusion that he was ever relevant to anyone. Some examples of harassment:
https://i.imgur.com/MFxXcrD.png
https://i.imgur.com/XODL3uo.png
https://i.imgur.com/CpbnVBK.png)
Also, I never said I'd write about you. You are a creepy internet stalker who plays the "depression" card in order to sexually harass people. I love how you play these mental gymnastics and fabricate memories to portray yourself in a better light. What good times? What banter? What fun? If that's what you call "being a disgusting creep" then you are truly pathetic. You are nothing but a creepy virgin perv who tries to hit on people on the internet by being an awkward piece of trash.
How the fuck do you even like someone "romantically" after TWO DAYS, on the internet? Have you ever even talked to a woman before? How can you even ask for "closure" when you barely even know me or anyone else in my chat?
You know what, I was hoping that you'd stop following me everywhere to harass me so I didn't reply to your pathetic display before, but you want "closure" right? Then let's settle this once and for all:
I think you are a creepy piece of shit. You will never be loved by anyone ever because you are a loser. A loser who stalks and harasses people and thinks that he's in love with them. I truly hope that you'd stop harassing me, but I guess that's not going to happen because you're so messed up in the head after 40 years of being a virgin living in his mom's basement. I truly, truly hope that you leave me alone, but you never will because you are fucking obsessed with your own fantasies it's sickening.
Is this good enough of a closure? I hope to never see you ever again. Please do not reply anymore. Your life would be much better off if you stopped obsessing over random people on the internet and actually sought help, either from healthcare professionals or law enforcement professionals, for the sake of yourself but more importantly, of other people.
I think this "k" nigga needs to legitimately kill himself. This is so sad.
DeleteThis is gross. I cannot imagine falling for ANYONE in two days. Especially if the person behind any screen could be anything.
DeleteHows the masturbating beard work out. I was thinking of growing mine out to masturbate with so I can masturbate and use my hands at the same time. What's a good way of growing it out.
DeleteDouble-Yowza. I guess there was a reason to be vicious about it after all.
Deletethis nigga has shakespeare romance syndrome or some shit, falling in love with someone in 2 days lulllllllll
DeleteWhat a self absorbed piece of crap omg. Keep harassing the author and mentioning how u made it into the novel when it never happened. It's like some disgusting parasite trying to stick to a host. Have u no shame? She clearly didnt do any of the stuff u imagined with that shitty lil brain of urs. Im truly disgusted. Just fuck off already and stop wasting her time so she can write the damn novel.
ReplyDeleteHello! I found this novel of yours completely randomly because I happen to use your Azur Lane equipment guide, and randomly wanted to see if you listed any high HP accessories for use on Akashi, and the "Weaboo Simulator" link caught my eye.
ReplyDeleteIn reading the description, I really didn't think I'd like it, but four hours (that I should have been sleeping) later, I got so drawn in by your writing style and pacing that I binge read the whole damn thing. I just wanted to say thanks for writing this and that I really enjoy your narrative, haven't had so many good laughs in a while.
I look forward to the next time I see this in my bookmarks and have another several chapters to binge read.
Also reco3 is best girl.
Thank you so much for your kind words! It's moments like this that encourages me to keep writing.
DeleteBy the way, if you want a more up to date detailed version of the old equipment guide, I have a new one here
http://azurlanesanctuarygrossweebskeepout.blogspot.com/2018/09/azur-laneen-in-depth-equipment-guide_13.html?m=1
The website also contains other up to date guides I made so feel free to take a look.
If you want to talk more about the novel or azur lane you are welcome to join my discord found on the sidebar/my blog profile. Just make sure to @ayase so that I know who you are and can enable server features for you.
So I posted that after reading the first arc, knowing that I was going to read the rest of it before I went to bed as well, and holy shit chapter 26 was so good. I actually slapped my leg laughing out loud at 5 in the morning saying "God dammit Kamineko". You really know how to create personalities. Kamineko is actually the character I relate to the most (although depending on the crowd I can be a bit of a Waifune too) and I just love the DM interaction seeing him be less restrained with his brutal, usually subtle humor.
DeleteThanks for the link for the up-to-date guide, I'll go ahead and use that from now on, and also thank you for updating it!
I'll also go ahead and join the discord, but as a disclaimer, I really don't use discord very often these days and have actually had some drama in discord similar to your novel that resulted in me leaving a group I really enjoyed and quitting the mobage altogether, so I'll probably just mostly lurk for a good while.