Why is it that people always self insert as the obvious caricatures in weebsim and then try to get offended by it? Sorry for the lack of contents these past few years, but apparently this content just writes itself. This is one of the funnier hate mails I got so I'm sharing it with you guys. As some of you may know, my clinical duties as a doctor and my family obligations picked up these past few years so I haven't been able to continue weebsim, I don't know when I will get back to writing this, but it's definitely a non-zero chance. And hey after this gave me such a chuckle after so many years, I might actually continue where I left off. ...Or, if this weeb keeps seething and coping then he can just keep writing stuff like this to continue the story in a meta way. It's entertainment for you guys either way. For those who are still here, in the comments, let me know which character you think this guy is self-inserting as! Also predict how many "chapters" t...

 Sorry! I know I said there wouldn't be any more long hiatus but clearly my words mean nothing. I haven't forgotten about this. It's just that it's been a crazy year and work is kind of tearing me apart. Hopefully I will be able to come back to this soon and post new chapters. But for now, let me just hashtag blame COVID to cover my own incompetence like everyone else in the world right now. #blameCOVID Hope you all had a good new year and are staying healthy!

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"Studies show that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. If there were a God, he must have a very specific sense of humor. Why would anyone design stuff like this? Just so that the weebs I can say 'haha I may be an incel but at least I don't have prostate cancer?' Ridiculous. Therefore there probably isn't a God." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

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