Sorry! I know I said there wouldn't be any more long hiatus but clearly my words mean nothing. I haven't forgotten about this. It's just that it's been a crazy year and work is kind of tearing me apart. Hopefully I will be able to come back to this soon and post new chapters. But for now, let me just hashtag blame COVID to cover my own incompetence like everyone else in the world right now. #blameCOVID Hope you all had a good new year and are staying healthy!

"Is it cultural appropriation when a weeb says he only faps to Asian porn? Or is it just seminal appropriation? Seminocultural appropri..." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Every child is special. Some are just more special than others." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Studies show that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. If there were a God, he must have a very specific sense of humor. Why would anyone design stuff like this? Just so that the weebs I can say 'haha I may be an incel but at least I don't have prostate cancer?' Ridiculous. Therefore there probably isn't a God." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

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"The endgame of a lolicon is to travel back in time to rape and murder his 7 year old mom, thus erasing his existence in his own timeline. But until time traveling becomes affordable, jizzing on childhood photos of mommy will do." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

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