"Studies show that frequent masturbation helps prevent prostate cancer. If there were a God, he must have a very specific sense of humor. Why would anyone design stuff like this? Just so that the weebs I can say 'haha I may be an incel but at least I don't have prostate cancer?' Ridiculous. Therefore there probably isn't a God." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

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