"When you go on a vacation, all your internet credits are up for grabs." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"There is a fine line between lolicon and pedophilia. The ability to actually move out of your seat is that line." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Love is like a box of chocolates. Those who need it can never have it, and those who have it ate the whole box. The former die from suicide while the latter die from diabetes." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Confrontation is a form of love in which the 'front' of your bodies come together(con). It's so beautiful and so disgusting." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"One who faps to everything faps to nothing." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"If you want to be a cult leader, you better be prepared to kill your first apostle who knows too much. Having videos of you sucking off old men disseminated through the internet is NOT something you'd want when you have a million followers." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Cooking naked is no match for cooking in the bathtub while taking a bath. Nothing says love better than incorporating microscopic pieces of yourself in that stew." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter

"Our first and last love is self-love. Born poor and virgin, die broke and divorced. Only your right hand carries you through thick and thin." Previous Chapter        Table of Contents        Next Chapter